this is my next post.

this is a special bulletin from....me.

i am here to tell you about a menace... 3 actually, they live next door and they must be stopped. the perpetrators are but kids, but do not underestimate their power. they are between the ages of 6 and 12 and they have absolutely no respect or restraint. they disobey my orders and disrespect me as if i were one of them. one even threatened to take off my glasses and break them... he went on to flip me off as he ran away. he is 5. i am 18 (for now). how am i to redeem myelf and teach these little devils some respect? i am taking any and all sugestions. no idea is too wild or crazy. please come forward with any informatjion regarding this issue. if you would like to help, please contact... me... by clicking below. i look forward to seeing your sugestions.

we now return you to your regular programming...