Sunday, February 02, 2003

today, at my cousins house i was reminded of something from my childhood.... those long stemmed yellow "flowers" that grow with those patches of clover shaped weeds.... you know, the ones we all used to chew on cuz they were all weird and sour.... c;mon, you know the ones (and if u say you don't... your're lyin to both of us.anyways, as my cousin was pikin some and handing them to my sister, she brought up a point that was revealed to me long ago..... and that was that those flowers were sour because they were urinated on by dogs... i laughed. my cousin wasn't seriouse, she was just pointing out the humor of the statement, and i really had not put any thought into it... till just then anyway. if you think about it, the person who started that "rumor" either really hated sour stuff, or had indeed tasted dog urine and made the comparison that was to forever change the diet of second graders at recess, or is just stupid pruck that thought it would be funny to say. either way, if it were the second, it would be funny, cuz then that would mean that the flowers are indeed the urinal of choice for dogs across the country, and that no flower goes un pissed, and that all this time weve been been tasting dog piss when eating these flowers, and best of all that the bastard who started it all did indeed taste dog piss in order to make the comparison. ewwww. on that note, i bid you adĂș... errr however its spelled. damn italians. j/k

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